"Everyone keeps saying we need 216 votes. I got 304 votes in November! Unpresidented landslide! Sad losers! "

March 24, 2017


Samuel L. Jackson is on this flight. Pretty sure my current life insurance doesn't cover death by muthafuckin' snakes. Sorry, beneficiaries!

March 7, 2017


10/11

March 3, 2017


Look what and have wrought.

March 2, 2017


Everything's fine, you guys.

January 30, 2017